|The Fake Santa|
The Fake Santa (sometimes referred to as just The Santa) is an evil walrus villian that dressed up as Santa in Agent Wallree and the Trick of Saint Nick and kidnapped little walruses that sat on his lap at the Mall. He had a poor childhood. His family was killed on Christmas Day, and he's hated Christmas ever since. His lair is a deep subterranean cave under the Mall. He keeps his loot there. He was eaten by zombies in Agent Wallree and Ye Olde Zombie Retirement Home.
- "Come and see the spectacular SANTA!"
- "I could make a living..."
- His plan to kidnap walruses wasn't very thought out, since he wouldn't benefit from it at all.